Parenthood… If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car and you get about the same results.
To be in your children’s memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.
The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side.
Avenge yourself… Live long enough to be a problem to your children.
The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere.
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