Silly Ads

Plumber

We repair what your husband fixed.

Pizza shop slogan

7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee

Invite us to your next blow-out.

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office

Hello, can we pick your nose?

Sign at the psychic’s hotline

Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

At a Towing Company

We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On a Maternity Room door

Push, Push, Push.

At an Optometrist’s Office

If you don’t see what your looking for, you’ve come to the right place.

In a Taxidermist’s window

We really know our stuff.

In a Podiatrist’s office

Time wounds all heels.

On a Butcher’s window

Let me meat your needs.

On a fence Salesman

Welcome, dog food is expensive.

Outside a Muffler Shop

No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.

Outside a Hotel

Help! We need inn-experienced people.

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room

Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!

On the door of a Computer Store

Out for a quick byte.

Inside a Bowling Alley

Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.

In the front yard of a funeral home

Drive carefully, we’ll wait.

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