Corporate Mergers

In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Netscape deal, here are the latest corporate mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become “Hale Mary Fuller Grace”.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become “Polly-Warner-Cracker.”

3M and Goodyear merge to become “MMMGood.”

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become “Deere Abi.”

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become “Zip Audi Do Da.”

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become “Honey I’m Home.”

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become “Mine All Mine.”

Federal Express and UPS merge to become “FED UP”

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become “Fairwell Honeychild”

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become “3 Penney Opera”

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and becomes “Poupon Pants”

Knott’s Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become “Knott NOW!”

Cessna Aircraft and the Whirlpool Corporation are merging to form “Cesspool.”

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