Getting Old

Three older ladies were discussing the trials of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second Lady chimed in, “Yes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.” The third one responded, “Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem, knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table. Then she said, “That must be the door….. I’ll get it!”

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Working in a nursing home we hear the strangest things. A resident was in the hall and was speaking to a staff member, ” I don’t think my urethra is working right.”   Another resident was walking by and heard the conversation. She replied,  ” I know a good vacuum repairman”

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