Miscellaneous Jokes

Q: Where do sisters go when they are released from their callings?
A: To the Release Society!

Q: How many Relief Society sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10, one to screw it in and the rest to bring refreshments!

If a Mormon becomes president, he will have the Elders Quorum help move things into the White House!

My companion and I invited an investigator to church for the to first time. The last word of the opening song ended like many songs – ‘AAAAAAAAAAA-men’. Our investigator turned to me and said, ‘Saying ‘a-men’ at the end of a song sounds sexist, is this church sexist?’ I was really caught off guard. I wasn’t sure what to say, so I turned to my companion, desperate for an answer. He said, it’s because they’re hymns, not hers.

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