Obvious Questions

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation.

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow–only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn’t is a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to ‘get way from it all’?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?

Why is it when something is transported by car it is called a shipment and when by ship it is cargo?

If we get a frog in our throat, what does a frog get in its throat?

Do geese get people bumps?

Do Eskimos have housewarming parties? (submitted by Carol)

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2 Responses to Obvious Questions

  1. This is a brilliant collection of quotes –
    thanks very much for the post!

  2. Why are there braille signs on bank drive-up windows?

    If you can’t read the McDonald’s menu, how do you know to ask for a picture menu?

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