Psychiatric Hotline

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Recording – “Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

… Author unknown

One Response to Psychiatric Hotline

  1. Apostle says:

    What if its the spirit talking to you are you still considered a schitzo! How cleche of this who patronise spirit of God ! Anyhow conscience is a great deal of faith and hope and love and light with in prosperity . So the physic meaning of thought is consious contemplated doight of ones inner essence vy those with neggative spirit happy to be a shineing star with the truth in God love and light !

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