Wise Sayings

Some people say that I’m superficial, but that’s just on the surface.

On one hand, I’m indecisive; but on the other, I’m not.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

The world’s full of apathy, but I don’t care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Prejudiced people are all alike.

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Those who judge others will burn in Hell!

Exaggeration is not all it’s cracked up to be.

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

It’s hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous.

There’s no such thing as nonexistence.

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

He doesn’t have much of a reputation, or so I’ve heard.

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

As a rule of thumb, one should never generalize.

Avoid cliches like the plague.

Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

I always try to do things in chronological order.

I have a twin brother; he’s identical, but I’m not.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Death to all fanatics!

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

An oral contract isn’t worth the paper its written on.

Don’t chew with your mouth full.

It’s Deja Vu all over again. (Yogi Berra)

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

I always wanted to procrastinate!

Rehab is for quitters!

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.

The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

Don’t be redundant by repeating yourself.

My identity lies in not knowing who I am.

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn’t enough anxiety in my life

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can’t.

… Author unknown

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One Response to Wise Sayings

  1. John Parrish says:

    Allen, I like your sense of humor! It’s like me, but different.

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