We repair what your husband fixed.
Pizza shop slogan
7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee
Invite us to your next blow-out.
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office
Hello, can we pick your nose?
Sign at the psychic’s hotline
Don’t call us, we’ll call you.
At a Towing Company
We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On a Maternity Room door
Push, Push, Push.
At an Optometrist’s Office
If you don’t see what your looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
In a Taxidermist’s window
We really know our stuff.
In a Podiatrist’s office
Time wounds all heels.
On a Butcher’s window
Let me meat your needs.
On a fence Salesman
Welcome, dog food is expensive.
Outside a Muffler Shop
No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.
Outside a Hotel
Help! We need inn-experienced people.
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!
On the door of a Computer Store
Out for a quick byte.
Inside a Bowling Alley
Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
In the front yard of a funeral home
Drive carefully, we’ll wait.
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